Incorrect Twilight

Rosalie holding the trash bag in front of Edward: Get in.

Sam: *Scrambles into a chair*

Emmet: Sometimes Esme leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

Alice: Dammit Edward!

Edward: See? “Be myself.” What kind of garbage advice is that?

Jasper: Nine

Bella: I used too much No More Tears shampoo as a child and I haven’t felt a single emotion since.

👆🏻 This right here makes me so incredibly happy! I’m so glad I’m able to cheer you up with my crazy posts. I’m also here for anyone who needs to talk at all ♥️

Rosalie: Oh where do you usually go?

Edward: There we go.

Edward: because you’re salty and you scare people.

Rosalie: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

With that being said I don’t find Jaspers backstory to be bullshit. Personally I love his story because it shows how generations change and how far we’ve come. My understanding is Jasper grew up in the south, he grew up around people with similar opinions. It makes sense he would want to join the confederacy because he was surrounded with conservative southerners. He himself was one and probably still is. I think as times changed though Jasper realized what he once thought was okay, was not. His way of thinking changed and he grew as a person/immortal. Honestly I know many people will disagree with me and that’s okay but please do not come at me or spread hate because of my opinions.

Bella: I don’t have a plan.

Edward: Bella, the toaster is on fire.

Rosalie: What is it child. What invisible horrors do you see with you’re baby eyes.

Emmet: And love!