hello darkness. sorry, I'm taken.

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

if anything you're reading makes reference to the cultural practices or social structures of "indigenous societies" you should mentally annotate it with "WHICH ONES???" in bright red marker

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

I think it's funny how the marketing for tvl was like "the music is awesome! Rock star lestat" and then the first episode everyone, including lestat, is like "this shit is middling to bad"

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever