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@sheraenthusiast
SO TODAY I REALIZED THAT WHEN YOU GOOGLE SEARCHED “DOLPHINS IN TUXEDOS” NOTHING COMES UP SO I DECIDED TO PHOTOSHOP IT
AFTER PHOTOSHOPPING THE FIRST DOLPHIN, I DECIDED TO MAKE HIM A BRIDE, YOU KNOW, JUST BECAuSE
THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAND THE WEDDING RING WENT ON SO I DECIDED TO TEXT MY MOM AND
I COULD HEAR HER LAUGHING FROM MY ROOM
BUT THE N
I’MM CRYING
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oh thank god
this is how bernie can still win
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this is abstract impressionism
fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:
so casual i love it
a sleepover with jc and the boys
Paul: Judas truth or dare??
Judas: dare
Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC
Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare
Peter: truth
Jesus: would you ever betray me peter
Peter:
Jesus:
(a few days later)
Peter: *betrays Jesus*
Jesus:
Jesus: *returns*
Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”
Jesus:
this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash
Lo so, siete a bocca aperta. L’opera è di Darian Rodriguez Mederos, classe 1992, artista cubano di cui sentiremo parlare ancora.
via Jacopo Veneziani
What. The. Everloving. Fuvk.
Translation:
I know, you’re aghast. The piece is by Darian Rodriguez Mederoz, born in 1992, a Cuban artist whom we will never hear of again.
hogy MI
bumble wrab
Are you a Dom or sub?
I love dominos and subway but it really just depends on the night and what I’m feelin
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Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster
One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that
Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”
straight people shut up challenge
Frank stop. Go read a book or yell at a cloud it would be just as useful as this statement you left on Twitter.
He did add this later, which is… something?
[x] good ending
This is what people mean when they say that privilege is invisible to the people who have it. It never occurred to him that knowing someone’s orientation would be important to anyone, because to him, a straight man, representation is everywhere. It’s overabundant. It’s so common as to be taken for granted. To him, representation of his sexuality isn’t important because it’s there.
I love that he learned. I love watching people understand their own blind spots when it comes to privilege.
Can also be filed under: why cancel culture is dumb, people need to make mistakes to grow
straight boys often have literally no idea how makeup works, it’s absolutely fucking wild like they really think it’s ALL lipstick and eyeshadow??? i’ll mention wearing makeup (i’m a gay dude) n they’ll be like “so you do drag?” and i’m “uh no i actually wear it to look more masculine if anything” and they’ll look SO fucking confused
“i’m literally wearing makeup right now,” i’ll say.
“what?? no you’re not!!!” they all vehemently insist, now searching for the Femininity in my face.
“i have concealer on to cover up my acne and make my whole face less red in general, my eyebrows are filled in to make them look bushier, and i’ve contoured my cheekbones, my jawline, and around my eyes all to look more defined so i look both more masculine and older. yall have never seen, and WILL never see me without makeup on.”
and even with that explanation, they remain baffled more often than not. they’ve gone their whole lives only knowing that makeup is a Girly Substance with no thought given to the actual purpose of each type of makeup, to the point that they’re completely unable to conceptualize it as a thing that could alter your face in a non-feminine way. they’ll have expressions that make it seem like their brain is rebooting so that they don’t actually have to process any of that information.
it’s so fucking sad tbh
Reblogging. Trans men out there could probably do with this boost actually. I’m not sure if it would necessarily occur to folk to use makeup to look more masculine!
i am trans actually! and makeup definitely is part of how i manage to pass. darkening eyebrows and cheek n jaw contouring does fucking wonders
What cis men think makeup is:
so our PM has (allegedly) gone missing and twitter is having a field day joking about the last PM to disappear
So I googled it and
country gnomes,
take my bones
to a place,
they don't belong
see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
west virginia
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All of them
Who said comedy is dead?
