lesbians everywhere

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

Sad they slut down club pangolin :/ we used to fuck that icebert to pieces

Club penguin. They were penguins.

Im too drunk to read.. what does this say

God i miss him so much

Travis Kelce is an egg. She is hurting. Taylor needs to save her. We need to save her. I'm going to write her a card... As I hope the rest of you do... We Love You Tracy Kelce

how am i on Gaylor Tumblr and how do I get off???????????

DO NOT TALK ABOUT "GETTING OFF" ON MY POSTS. The days of your functional libido are soon over

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

How it feels to kiss my wife

i know thata right 👆