a wanker

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

sometimes all you can genuinely do is listen to paramore

Omg why do you kill him everytime?😂

He hates Meat, which is a crime punishable by death

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

Oh. Skyrim husband.

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that