King Shepard

PAPARAZZI 📸 [IVANTILL]

part 3

no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.

”Senshi cant be a tumblr sexyman because no one ships him with himself” extremely fixable problem actually

I've seen your takes and I'm intrigued lmao. 🙈 I often see it being handled in one sided dubcon Regret of Chunshan-esque ways (which i have a love-hate relationship with ngl) but I'm interested in how you'd make/handle bingjiu?

no pressure ask btw! I'm aware it's not rlly ur fave ship 😅🤭🙈

Shamelessly stealing from Starsnores, but regressor/time traveler Bingge post extra finding a young and vulnerable Shen Jiu to groom into a nice Shizun is my favorite way to do it. I could see him buying Shen Jiu from Qiu Jianluo, or finding a way to replace the former Qing Jing peak lord. He would go back and forth between giving Shen Jiu expensive gifts and telling him how talented he is, and humiliating him in front of others. There’s just too much of him in Shen Jiu for Bingge to leave him unbroken. He can’t truly commit to grooming him or beating him, and in the end I think he would land on making Shen Jiu so physically broken he can no longer move or think for himself. Human stick him again, obvs, but also xianxia lobotomy or drug use. To the point Shen Jiu is a docile, barely conscious bundle who can hardly speak, and whom Bingge can play the brave, loving husband to his profoundly disabled wife.

For a happy ending I would have Yue Qi escape the caves, track down the man Qiu Jianluo described before he died, and turn Bingge into a fine mist. You can add or subtract to the damage Shen Jiu suffered, but Qi-ge is entirely devoted to helping his Xiao Jiu recover as much as possible. He’ll get an actually brave and loving husband dedicated to his well-being💚

Okay not gonna cry over him constantly putting others before himself . Instead can we just point out shen yuan is such a hater he helped everyone except for Shang Qinghua

There are only two people in the world Shen Yuan will neglect:

1. Himself

So Tianlang-Jun is a fox and Su Xiyan is a bunny.

Shen Qingqiu after waiting too long to read the script because Luo Binghe got to it first lol: YOU MADE OUR SECT PLAY ZOOTOPIA FANFICTION?!?!

Then when he learns about Su Xiyan’s death: IS THAT THE ABORTION COMIC??!??!?!?!

Of course there is also a polar bear, hamster couple who get way too much screen time. After the plays success it creates a rich debate and fandom culture (Liu Mingyan is having a field day) and the abusive relationship portrayed by the polar bear, hamster couple discussion is what makes Mobei-Jun realize that his courting efforts are frowned upon in human culture so he just keeps getting Shang Qinghua poisonous flowers and dead beasts instead.

Shang Qinghua internally: I get it my king! You can kill me very easily!! Have I not proved my loyalty?! :((((

This goes triple platinum in the demon realm who are absolutely entranced by the fortitude of the hamster demon and their beautiful love story, who end up creating far more violent spin offs lol.

All the animals within it aren’t native to Proud Immortal Demon Way, since Airplane excluded them for his abominations, and this causes a boom in nerds who draw fanart of what those animals might have looked like. It looks like how we used to draw dinosaurs. The theme is actually that demons and humans aren’t so different and can coexist harmoniously and it, of course, is not well received by Huan Hua Palace who clocked that the evil step father ugly hare is actually the old palace master.

Also Zhuzhi-Lang retells the new popular play to Tianlang-Jun.

Tianlang-Jun:

So he breaks out and kills the Old Palace Master. The end :)

PS: Baby Binghe is Pikachu.