STAY SOFT

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

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seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”