'Since when are there jazz hands in space?'

What else do u need

I think everyone deserves to be called pretty by someone who means it and this should happen often

im just going to come right out and say it. i miss when we were all obsessed with neko atsume. i do. it was a simpler time

#this is how you know they were brothers (via gaymergirls)

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

I think tumblr should add a 'king for a day' feature. This would do very little other than add a crown to the chosen king's avatar (how blogs are chosen is not revealed) and enable the king to 'carcinize' blogs, changing their avatar to a crab. I think this would be a good feature because it addresses no problems with the website and also would make some people very mad and that would be funny I think.

These cats are shocked-SHOCKED- at the current shoji screen situation and are ready to help you solve this very mysterious mystery of how this could have happened.

these turkish delights have turkish ends....

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

date of origin: December 21st, 2012

2012 did so much heavy lifting for the culture of this website