bird boy allowed

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

they are weak right now we can keep going. next we bring porn back

witness protection program

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

I HATE YOU ASTROLOGY

ohhhhh my god i hate astrology i hate botox and filler culture i hate “i’m just a girl✨” i hate “girl math!” i hate anti vaxxers and “natural remedies” for critical illnesses i hate anti-birth control fearmongering i hate raw milk i hate the weird fucking ways people talk about hormones as if we don’t all have them in different levels i hate bioessentialism i hate transmisogyny i hate makeup culture i hate gendered body hair removal i hate diet talk and fatphobia i hate the constant fucking ads for weight loss medications I HATE IT !!!!!!

i think it goes without saying but is still worth noting, my beef with booktok literature is 100% about the quality. i LOVE housewives reading weird porn. i wish they would do it more