Sunshine of my Heart

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

your cat was an honor to see in the window

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

like to charge, reblog to cast.

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

I have GOT to stop spending $30

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.