Sunshine of my Heart

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

your cat was an honor to see in the window

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

like to charge, reblog to cast.

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.