resurrect your gays

remember when the sheriff insinuated buck and eddie were married and eddie only corrected him about what name buck goes by. and in response he said “cute. my wife calls me woody”

i love going to the dmv and they’re like “it’s gonna be a 30 minute wait, is that okay?’ like hahahahahahahaha that’s all? yeah babes i’ll wait gimme my number

and boom, in and out in under 30 mins ✌🏻

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

eddie has never let buck off his leash for the simple reason that eddie is not holding the leash and never has been. neither is buck. they are both off leash barking at shit and rolling in the mud together.

its cause you always folieing that damn deux

thinking once again how much eddie would love being “platonically” married to buck if the thought ever occurred to him. which it won’t. but if it did.

or both. both is good.

missing presumed deddie with hollywood amnesia waking up in the same government facility as alobby who ALSO has hollywood amnesia, and together they launch a daring escape without having the faintest clue that they already knew each other.

maybe after their breakout they realise they feel strangely and inexplicably drawn to each other and try kissing just in case, which leaves them both feeling mildly weirded out BUT before they can go 'hmm that wasn't it' there's a loud thud and they turn around to discover a very beefy man with a birthmark just fainted in the doorway