resurrect your gays

its cause you always folieing that damn deux

thinking once again how much eddie would love being “platonically” married to buck if the thought ever occurred to him. which it won’t. but if it did.

or both. both is good.

missing presumed deddie with hollywood amnesia waking up in the same government facility as alobby who ALSO has hollywood amnesia, and together they launch a daring escape without having the faintest clue that they already knew each other.

maybe after their breakout they realise they feel strangely and inexplicably drawn to each other and try kissing just in case, which leaves them both feeling mildly weirded out BUT before they can go 'hmm that wasn't it' there's a loud thud and they turn around to discover a very beefy man with a birthmark just fainted in the doorway

planetariums, art museums, aquariums, science museums my beloved

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup