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blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

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me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)
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i make a post on a subreddit i mod saying that if you are racist you will be banned
guy comments "im racist, someone ban me lmao"
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he edits the comment to say "FUCK"
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Some other bangers;
"Jack of all trades, master of none" ... "but ofttimes better than a master of one."
"Blood is thicker than water." "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb."
"Money is the root of all evil." "The love of money is the root of all evil."
there's also "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" which conservatives are oh so fond of saying
bootstraps are, well, straps on your boots. you cannot physically pull yourself up by them, and that's what the original phrase meant. "pulling oneself up by the bootstraps" is meant to be an impossible task
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness."
The second part really matters.
Some more:
"Birds of a feather flock together- until the cat comes." - The first part gets quoted a lot in a "find your people" kind of way, but the full quote was meant to be a warning about basing relationships on "feathers" (looks, surface details, etc) only.
"Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back." - The first part is often used like a warning against curiosity, but the full quote is meant to encourage it.
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." - The first part is often used to get people to do stuff first/fast/early, but the full saying is meant to impart that sometimes, not being the first can work out better.
"Rome wasn't built in a day, but they were laying bricks every hour." - The first part is often quoted in a "cool it/relax/stop" type way, but the full quote is meant to encourage slow and steady progress.
"Great minds think alike, though fools seldom differ." - Just because it's an idea y'both had, doesn't make it a good one.
Hoo boy, there's a bunch of misinfo here.
I don't blame the people repeating these modified idioms. This is how language develops and changes, through repetition and sharing in a game of telephone. The problem is when the altered sayings are presented as the 'original' version, where almost all of the above are variations that date to the 20th and 21st century CE.
Bear in mind that this is working off of English versions of these sayings and thus English language sources:
Leaving aside Selfridge is one of many people credited with coining the phrase, the first one is an outright myth.
The expanding upon "jack of all trades" with "better than a master of one" is a post-millennial coining not found in older sources.
The "blood is thicker than water" one is dubious. I haven't been able to find any sources for it that date to earlier than the Nineties.
The 'money is the root of all evil' bit is the only one that is pretty much correct. It's from the Christian Bible, King James Version, 1 Timothy 6:10.
The bootstraps one is fairly solid. Dates to at least the 1830s, with the action of someone pulling/lifting themself by the bootstraps being presented as a comic absurdity.
The "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" one is based on an outright lie. The supposed source does not contain that phrasing or even a close resemblance to it.
"Birds of a feather" and variations upon it (usually something along the lines of 'birds of a kind') without the bit about the cat date to the 16th century and earlier, as seen in William Turner's anti-Catholic "The Rescuing of the Romish Fox" in the lines, "It is easy to know the cawse for as byrdes of on kynde and color flok and flye allwayes together / so the papistes will euer be to gether".
The one about curiosity killing the cat does seem to have some validity, with variations thereupon appearing in print in the 1910s, although variations without date earlier, such as O. Henry having written "Curiosity can do more things than kill a cat" in 1909. The phrase appears with "care" (in the sense of 'concern') instead of "curiosity" as "care'll kill a cat" in the 1598 play Every Man in His Humor.
"The second mouse gets the cheese" is most often attributed to Willie Nelson, though I can't find a citation for his coining of it on short notice. "The early bird catches the worm" on its own dates to at the very least the 17th century.
"But they were laying bricks every day" originated with author James Clear in early 2014 (pub date taken from page source). The phrase without modification dates back to before 1190, since it's a translation of an Old French phrase "Rome ne fu pas faite toute en un jour" (sic) published in Les Proverbes au Vilain in the late 12th century.
"Fools seldom differ" does not appear in older sources.
Again, I'm not calling out the people above! They were presented with these misquotes and modifications by seemingly authoritative sources, and in the era of ChatGPT and Google AI, there's going to be a lot of hokum and hogwash getting presented to very intelligent people (and dummies like me) as if it was the ultimate and only truth.
This is why we are encouraged to do research, this is why it's important to cite your sources! Because even if you repeat a falsehood with conviction, even if you genuinely believe it yourself, truth will out in the face of evidence.
Detective Conan, File 95, "The Great Detective Of The East Appears!?". Translation by 'Spimer' of 'Korn Scans' scanslation group.

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Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 OUT OF HERE!
Anyway, daily reminder from a culturally isolated Romani person.
Gypsy does not mean wanderer.
It literally means ‘people from egypt’ or similar, as europeans believed Romani people were from Egypt. It has become known similar to nomad due to how our ancestors have been forced to be nomadic due to racism and ostracization, but it is a SLUR.
Romani people are STILL being forcibly sterilized.
Romani people are STILL being forced into ghettos.
Romani people are still facing violence and danger in countless European countries- and recently, I’ve seen the beginnings of the extremes in the United States.
Have a little fucking respect and DON’T USE A SLUR THAT’S BEEN USED FOR CENTURIES AGAINST US.
And for the love of whatever’s up there, ESPECIALLY do not use it to describe your witchcraft. It is playing on the ‘magic gypsy’ trope, and is EXTREMELY insulting.
non romani people, please reblog this.
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Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
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Happy Tuesday internet, today I got rejected for a job 24 minutes after applying and now I am going to take a nap.
An update! I sent a very carefully worded email to the recruiter (note this is an internal job posting which def factors into the dynamic) and spouted some corporate-ese about how I was puzzled by this rejection as it's in the same job family as my current job, and asked for feedback so I can take it forward and incorporate it into my "growth plan" (blech)
That afternoon the recruiter got back to me and offered to review my resume with the hiring manager and get back to me with feedback by the end of the week.
Today, she reached out and said the hiring manager would be "scheduling some time to talk" and a half hour later I got a meeting invite for a job interview next week.
Now, I don't know if I was initially rejected by The Algorithm or if my resume was just skimmed and tossed aside because of regular ol human nonsense, but here's the lesson learned: advocate for yourself once in a while. Be the squeaky wheel.
This isn't a one on one social situation where a friend says no and you respect their boundaries. You are being churned through a massive machine that'll crush you without slowing down if you let it. Push back, ask why, and ask for it in writing. You don't have to be mulch. You can also make the wheels turn.
I'm adding to this again! I had my interview today and found out that the manager (who prefers to review resumes himself) was overwhelmed because they got nearly 400 applicants for this role, and the recruiter was helping him review resumes. So I literally just got lost in the shuffle.
Despite that, a polite check in was enough to put my name back on the radar, and I now have a second interview later this week. I've been informed I'm in their top 3 picks.
I have whiplash but also hot DAMN does this reinforce the importance of self advocacy at work.
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incase it wasn’t clear - i am and my blog is anti-terf 👍
I just lost some followers :) Good
Remember to love and uplift trans women, not just hate terfs.
i, too, make this face when i am told i get $2000 to spend as i please
reblog this post to get $2000 to spend as you please
you can reblog it multiple times for more money go crazy