Can you swap their heads ?

Trauma-Informed Dirtbag Boyfriend: I'm punching myself in the head during this normal conversation as a form of stimming so I can self-soothe and emotionally regulate because getting called a bad person for cheating on you triggers my rejection-sensitive dysphoria.

insanely funny that they put anti-piracy ads on actual legit dvds back in the day. "hey you, person who presumably bought this dvd the legal way and doesn't pirate. here's an annoying ad we're going to make you watch. by the way did you know there's a way to download and watch this shit for free? well you do now. please don't use it. bye bye". i can't believe it didn't work out for them

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up Wrong at 2:00 AM on the couch in the dark

Girl just block me it’s not that serious

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

This going viral has been an eye opener as to which online communities are just THAT stupid, because I've had to clarify that, no, there's not actually a fucking armored hot pink Mattel murder van outside of my house, no they did not send a small army of robotic barbies to do battle with my wife's equestria girl doll collection, and yes I am including health insurance CEOs in that main statement.

they should make games 8 gb again