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thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

IS THERE AN EMPATH ON THE PLANE

i hate when people call the beatles the most revolutionary band ever because like???? lemonade mouth????

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

i like to pretend i'm an intellectual but in my heart the 3oh!3 taio cruz ke$ha katy perry avril lavigne lmfao nicki minaj cobra starship rihanna cascada britney spears lady gaga era of music reigns supreme. ipod touch with the cracked screen type beat

why do people on tik tok move like they're possessed by the Mask

Still angry that Katniss got heterosexual married and had kids, even at 14 I knew that wasn't right...MY Katniss is going to planned panemhood and having them tadpoles scooped out with a melon baller...she's getting her tubes tied....

seeing everyone talk about being the final girl and having final girl vibes... what about first girl? what about girls so fucking stupid and slutty the killer has no other choice? where's our representation

i blame studio ghibli for making me feel like the only place and time i could ever be happy is one summer day in 1980s japan