that's not my coffee

You can lie when you name things

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ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

woman just power-walked by me alongside a jogging toddler. toddler was waving at me babling "hi! hi! hi!" thought to myself, "aw what an excited, energetic baby!" then the woman stopped beside a man with a stroller and she said "this baby is GOING to sleep if it's my last dying wish" and the man said very solemnly "i'm sorry it's come to that. i'm sorry this has to be your dying wish."

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

I care very much

that's a cat ✅️

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

so absolutely throughout Legend of Korra, when there was a giant kaiju fight in the Republic City Harbour, and then the spirit vines, and later the robot invasion with the spirit lasers, there was a contingent of grandparents being like, "oh this ain't so bad! i was there for the great Spirit Temple Manifestation of '43 and we got through that!"

Dog I'm on somebody's fridge and they don't even follow me.