zombieboy by lady gaga

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

she bungo on my stray till i dog [INCORRECT BUZZER] she stray on my dog till i go buns [INCORRECT BUZZER] she dogon my sray till i buggo [INCORRECT BUZZER] she bungo on my strungo till i dungo [INCORRECT BUZZER]

baby i can be the worst trans rep youve ever seen in your fucking life

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

that’s mozilla herself

it fucken wimdows

last day to reblog

Fine

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real