senseless shit

Simon gets a well deserved bath ^^

Mel is a big boy cat. He contains multitudes and expands countries*

I also know for a fact, he has a very soft tummy that jungles around when he walks

For my charater i need to be able to use a sylvanian as my figurine (cause cute), and want to be a thief that relies on charisma, here are some of my ideas:

A warlock who is a bunny person and their patron is a sentient black cat

A common cat that knows how to talk

and a tabaxi

I chose the tabaxi, their fur is calico mostly orange (i will use theodor as my miniature).

Their main goal is to find the equivalent of vanta black to die their fur, so the dysphoria of being a calico and orange vanishes, and being vanta black will be a huge advantage in stealing more things.

Their second goal is in their 8th* life (i and the character don't know if we have more then 1 life) to open a sanctuary to stray cats :3

Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.

And thank you @sigmadecay for helping me come up with puns :3

Puns/bands:

Ice Canine Kills (Ice Nine Kills)

Dogging Molly (Flogging Molly)

Lamb of Dog (Lamb of God)

Kong (Korn)

Dachshund Mode (Depeche Mode)

Lycana Coil (Lacuna Coil)

Barking Benjamin (Breaking Benjamin)