stupid world

asbestos-free cornflakes

Like. As far as I can tell the monkeys in question are macaques, which... Yeah you're not getting a macaque, the monkey known primarily for attacking humans, to do anything it doesn't want to do, especially through violence. They use violence to establish dominance and that's a battle the macaque will always win. This npr article says every couple of trees the monkeys get inspected for ants and a little massage, and every other link in the search I did was from PETA, so. Yeah pretty sure the monkeys are fine.

so i’m guessing the nintendo direct was bad

cranky because you're eepy aren't you

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

I wouldn't hit it otherwise #DarkWoke

Just saw a really insightful post about how good mysteries that discuss police corruption must grapple with the fact that while the private detective might be preferable to the police, they will still hand the murderer over to the police at the end of the day. And I saw someone in the comments say this is why Batman is the perfect detective. And you see they said this because when Batman sees a "bad guy," he punches them. This is really and honestly what they said about this. Which is an opinion so fucking flat and stupid I'm going to be thinking about it all day.

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool