Miss Kitty's Little Torment Dimension

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it

i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

seeing a new pasta shape is memorable and exciting

was recently in a cuck chair scenario where both the person giving and the person receiving was on their phone and I thought to make a pithy boomer post about it before realising that I was also on my phone

people are calling my blade made of moonlight that exists only as an illusion bullshit. they say "how can it ignore my shield, as if it wasn't there" and i tell them that it is a blade of illusions. then they ask me "how can a blade of illusions cut through my flesh, that which is surely more real" and i explain that the role of a blade is to cut flesh, and my weapon is most certainly a blade

If you play your cards right when you die you get to be a poison ghost instead of a regular ghost

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"