Bored asf

3D

4 or 5D

1E

Tumblr humor is on a whole other level any other platform has yet to even come close to matching.

this is how i run in nightmares

I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!

I would NEVER recommend something so legally ambiguous and clearly unethical. Which is why I’m sharing this widely. So you guys all know to never do such a thing. Ever. Because it would be bad. Make sure to reblog so others know not to ever do this very wrong thing. And definitely make sure you know what color the parking tickets in your city are. Maybe hold onto one for reference in case you ever worry that you might accidentally do this. Keep it in your car so you can look at it sometimes and say “It would be wrong to use this as a fake ticket to prevent getting a real ticket.” 

*furriosly taking notes* despicable. Who would do this. Criminals, that’s who.

OH THEY’RE SAYING GAS

Saw the opportunity and didn’t let it pass them

I spat out my coffee

fUCK

fuckin love this commercial

this post got better

Parallel Earth.

AMAZING

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