Unexpected Incoherency

My father is leaving on a road-trip to do some construction work for a client early in the morning and woke me from a nap to say goodbye. I got to my feet, hugged him, and heard him say, “Take care of yourself and your mother for me.”

The next thing I knew, I was lying on my back on the living room floor. I was first aware of the sound of my own breathing—loud and heavy and ragged—and the little sliver of consciousness that was afforded to me thought, Oh no... my parents will hear me and think I’m having sex!

Then I noticed that I was still convulsing and both my parents were kneeling over me, screaming and cradling my head. “I’m... so sorry...” I whispered, mortified and embarrassed. Once I realized what had happened (convulsive vasovagal syncope) I started laughing hysterically, which did not seem to reassure my parents.

This guy tries to touch Parker without her consent, and Eliot is fully ready and willing to tear the offending hand off if Parker asks.  (Eliot’s right arm is being used to hold the guy against the wall and press on his windpipe to subdue him.  Eliot’s left arm is serving no purpose other than preparing to dislocate a joint or snap a bone.)

But this is about Parker’s control, NOT Eliot’s anger or protective instincts or aggression.  So while he’d tear off the hand if Parker asked, he’s just as willing to stand down if Parker asks.  And she does, and he instantly responds.

Ingredients:

2oz dark chocolate liqueur 10oz whole milk 8oz heavy cream, separated 4oz dark chocolate squares 2 chocolate truffles 2 cinnamon sticks

Chop dark chocolate & truffles.

Simmer together whole milk, 4oz of cream & cinnamon sticks.

Add dark chocolate and liqueur. (First pic shows Hildegarde taking the cinnamon sticks out of the pan, before she adds the chocolate bits.)

Cool for 5-7 minutes. Whip 4oz of cream until it peaks.

Sprinkle chopped chocolate truffles. (Obviously, don’t add “poison” like Hildegarde does in her recipe! ;))

yoda: train rey you must

luke: i dont know if i can do that. i’m scared i’ll mess up again.

yoda: hmmh. that’s nothin a little music can’t help

yoda: 

Ooouuaghh themm 🌟

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

this is my avatar, who’s appearance is based on what i think jared leto will become in 2 years if nobody intervenes in the next few months. the website itself boasts that you will likely play for days without ever encountering another player. not only is this true, but it makes it fucking terrifying when you do. traversing the desolate landscapes, thriving only off of water, rabbit and horse meat (i assume) you will piss your pants when you finally encounter someone, even if you plan to meet up with a friend. i know the screenshot doesn’t do it justice but i need you to trust me on the terror i felt at seeing cliff wife