Unexpected Incoherency

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

this was such a delight to read

He really asked “is somebody going to parent this little thing?” and didn’t wait for an answer

“You are filthy, new child. Let me show you the ways of our people.”

reblog to save a liFE

@x-1432

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

@demilypyro

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”

Case in point: Playing through as anyone but Tabris first and releasing Vaughn because you didn’t know how much of a murdering, rapist shit-biscuit he really was and wondering why the hell you just lost some approval points with Zevran. 

the ultimate satisfaction you get as a Cousland when killing arl howe; because that’s what you get for pulling a red wedding on my family, ya massive trashlord. 

Reblogging because yeah, Jowan for Surana/Amell. :(

The shriek attack is just a shriek attack if you’re anything but Mahariel

Picking the next dwarf king as a Brosca.