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That cat is legitimately getting a state funeral, several statues, a weepy 10 thousand word obituary from The Guardian and an Elton John tribute song when he goes.

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We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.
whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money
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Yes I am Canadian
Everyone thinks it’s Tea-Bot, no worries
My favourite tea is passionfruit boba
Yeah people put my posts on other sites a lot lmao. what can you do
I got the URL by listing off a bunch of short words that feel good in my mouth and jamming ‘em together in different combos until I found one that felt best to say
It is absolutely fine to ask me for advice on stuff, just know I might not answer or it may take a while to think of how to say stuff properly
No I’m not famous, I’ve just been here a long ass time and am incapable of shutting up. It’s a monkeys with typewriters situation, I’m just rolling with it
My art tag is #Doodleboot if you’re looking for stuff! :D
I do private security for a living, tag for that is #Teablart. Yes that is a Paul Blart Mall Cop reference. No I do not carry weapons.
Yes I am the guy from the Turbo Divorce post
Yes I am the guy from the Mike With A Haircut Top Surgery post
Yes I am the guy who wrote the Olaf Rant
No, Olaf the Snowman does not plague me any longer. The bizarre demonic rage that possessed me like a dark spirit passed almost immediately after I wrote that post. I have no explanation for why that happened
#Ollieposting is the tag for all updates on my most precious and beautiful firstborn son, who I love more than anything else on this good green earth. Yes he is a cat
The bus comic I doodled can be found here
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There is a local arcade that has a banana-guy plushie as a prize and with your love of yellow and :3 avatar I always think of you when I see it.
Oh My God

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Instead of the new dogshit Odyssey film you should watch Iphigenia (1977). It’s made by actual Greek people and focuses on a mother-daughter relationship to explore how women are sacrificed by powerful men in times of war. Also the main actress has the face of an angel 🙏 the whole movie is available on YT with English subtitles.
the odyssey (2026)
“Nolan didn’t include gods like Zeus and Hermes in his Odyssey movie because he wanted the movie to be more realistic and practical” WRONG! Nolan didn’t include Zeus and Hermes because the casting of Zeus and Hermes PEAKED with Luke Holt and Troy Doherty in Epic: The Musical
Person who’s only listened to EPIC watching Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: I don’t remember this from the musical
ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

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i'm close ☹️
You’re silly 🙂
we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
I scheduled this in 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!
I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯
i like their friendship a lot

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“It just means you have to work double as hard as most people!”
Well maybe I don’t WANT to work double as hard as abled people!! Maybe I deserve a BREAK!! Maybe I’ve been working MORE THAN double as hard for MY WHOLE LIFE and it’s led me to immense burnout & caused me to develop several MORE disabilities!! Maybe I should be ACCOMMODATED so I don’t have to KILL MY BODY AND BRAIN over trying to do what abled people can do!! Maybe I DON’T have to work double as hard!! Maybe if there’s the option to let me NOT work double as hard, I should have it, because I’m already working double as hard JUST TO SURVIVE!!
Why do you think disabled people deserve less rest than mentally & physically abled people?
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!