clumbo life advice. be nice to ppl love ur wife love ur dog too hate guns enjoy snacks and treats harass the rich learn astrology make omelettes be short buy a big coat and wear nothing else for 30 years straight be a silly liddle fella who isnt afraid to be weird sometimes have fun have transmasc swag work hard be persistent and always remember to ask just one more thing

it's a moral failing to still be a harry potter fan

if you ever worry to yourself that still liking harry potter makes you a bad person it's because it does

"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

don’t cry 32 heart emojis in the world ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷🤎🖤🩶🤍💔❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟😘😍🥰😻💌🫶🫀♥️

actually 29. 3 don’t show up for me

there’s love out there you can’t even see yet but i promise you it’s there 🤍

you know what’s really fun and in style right now? being kind and making others feel loved and valued

you know when little kids are told to smile for the camera and they do the biggest grin bc they aren’t self conscious about their teeth yet they just give it their all.. that’s wat this looks like

The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it