Vampire

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

summer is lowkey relapse season cuz like something traumatic always happens

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

the United States government, which absolutely does not have a history of shooting, bombing, drugging and poisoning its citizens and definitely reflects the will of the people-

Social isolation summer

The modern American Democratic Party needs more rednecks and hillbillies to succeed, I am so serious. They need to do more to target rednecks and hillbillies and break down their white collar elitist image Fox News has been harping on. It’s crazy, it’s not true, the Republican Party is doing everything in its power to ensure the rich get richer and the poor and middle class get poorer but if they keep hearing “GOP is the party of backwoods middle Americans who work for a living.” type of slop slop and they turn on the television and see Gavin fucking Newsome, they’re going to keep voting red mindlessly.

And the thing is you see the mainstream candidates the Democratic Party is putting out and you’re like “Oh yeah, that is definitely a guy who’s parents went to college, that is a person who has never had to eat cup ramen to survive, there is nothing about that person that seems relatable.” if they’re going to keep pumping out ‘safe’ moderate white guys, they need to choose ones who look and sound like actual human beings.

wasn't that the guy from maine with the nazi tattoos

“I’m just like you only the last 3+ generations of my family were college educated and I did multiple tours overseas because I like killing and torturing people and not because I thought joining the military was the only way I could get healthcare and an education.”

that reply had me gobsmacked, I will not lie. I know that a lot of liberals and leftists in the U.S. have a virulent hatred for anyone outside of major cities but I was not expecting someone to prove my point on that post so loudly and in such a dehumanizing way

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

-Lawrence Gordon Circa 2004

The modern American Democratic Party needs more rednecks and hillbillies to succeed, I am so serious. They need to do more to target rednecks and hillbillies and break down their white collar elitist image Fox News has been harping on. It’s crazy, it’s not true, the Republican Party is doing everything in its power to ensure the rich get richer and the poor and middle class get poorer but if they keep hearing “GOP is the party of backwoods middle Americans who work for a living.” type of slop slop and they turn on the television and see Gavin fucking Newsome, they’re going to keep voting red mindlessly.

Driving is its own saw trap.

john while he was stuck in the bathroom with adam and lawrence