Seraph Fledgling

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

in 2026 i am wishing for all of us the energy of bilbo baggins, who was headhunted for an extremely well paid role he had no qualifications or experience for, blagged the interview, and within his first week found a magic ring that does the job for him

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

your erotica doesn't need to align with your principles. you can find something hot and not believe it should be the way of things. you can play out dynamics in kink that shouldn't be replicated societally. what gets you going is not an indictment of your character

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

*pushes fangs back in* not now

Lmaoooo who is making these

Mens-rights-activia