The Creature™

you seem pretty avoidant for a girl so desperate for love

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

The expansion rules feel like a reading passage on the SAT and brother no one is getting a 1600

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

Council of Nicea, 325 C.E.

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

@bladelei get the cannon

*cries in Nintendo Switch*

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half