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Hello, this is Cheritz. 

Happy Birthday to↗ you! Happy Birthday to↗ you! Happy Bir↗thday, dear Mysssss-me! Ha↗ppy Birthday to you!（〃＾∇＾）ﾉ♪

Today!!

On the 9th of July, 2019!

We celebrate Mystic Messenger’s 3rd birthday!!

Mystic Messenger couldn’t have made it to its 3rd year anniversary if it weren’t for all the love and support you have given us! So, we decided to come up with a way in which we could express our gratitude for your love, by preparing 2 very special events! 

[Event #1] Let us Hear You Boast About Your Favorite Character! 

Hey, ◈◈! Thank you for your existence in this world!

Do you perhaps have ♥that one character♥ you found yourself liking the most while playing Mystic Messenger? What sort of qualities and perks does that character have that you would like to boast about?

Please tell us what you consider to be your favourite character’s most lovable traits by sharing it on Twitter or Tumblr using the hashtag #MM_myfav! 

*You can boast about multiple characters at once in any way you like, such as words, doodles, official game CGs, etc. 

Event Period: July 9th - July 21st, 2019 Event Prize: 10 people will receive 3 Mystic Messenger L-Shape Folders - Birthday ver. (Random) Winner Announcement: July 26th, 2019

[Event #2] Play Mystic Messenger!

You won’t let the RFA members down by forgetting to access the game on the day of Mystic Messenger’s 3rd year anniversary, will you? >ㅁ<

Please access the game during the event period to meet and talk to the Mystic Messenger characters, receive free hourglasses, and check out the new title image!!

Event Period: July 19th - July 22nd, 2019 Event Prize: 30 hourglasses

*The gift is provided only once during the event period. *You can receive the gift by heading to the Mode Select page.

We hope that maaaaaany of you will take part in these events! (๑>ᴗ<๑)

We truly appreciate you for being with us for the last 3 years, and we hope to come back with happier news for you!!

Thank you!

Best, 

i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold

the cashier:

reader:

Papyrus’ battle is fucking weird an unnatural and here’s why.

Ok so, think about the battle sprites. 

Nabstablook’s eyes shake so, constatly moving. 

Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.

(I couldn’t find a good gif so uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YE If you want proof)

Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind. 

Mad Dummy? bouncing. 

Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out. 

Asgore? bounceing. 

Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound. 

Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side. 

Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well. 

What’s weird about Papyrus’ battle is he doesn’t move at all.

His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know what’s REALLY WEIRD?? During the battle…Papyrus’ mouth doesn’t even move. watch a playthrough again….i’m right. 

During Papyrus’ date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, he’s very active. 

But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. It’s like there’s a cardboard cut out of Papyrus.  Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch. 

A Bunch or the reactions are people say “Oh! He’s concentrating on not killing you!”

Which…..I actually took the exact opposite interpretation.

Because, think about the movement in battles. Who moves the most?

Omega Flowey

Undyne the undying

Asriel Dankerr

Mettaton

Mad Dummy

People who are putting their ALL into killing you. Putting in all their concentration and effort into ending your little motherfukn lifu.

The people who move the least? (besides Papyrus the paper cutout)

Toriel

Nabstablook

most of the minor battles

Asgore

So, Toriel: Who does not want to kill you, and due to her lack of concentration on her attacks and more on her emotions causes the attacks to miss you. (Can still easily accidentally kill you) But still, distracted. Not putting her all into the battle

Nabstablook: Who needs ghost depression therapy. Really not feeling up to it right now. Not putting their all into it.

Minor monster battles: They do MOVE, and a lot of them do extensively, but they’re more still than like, Undyne or MTT. They’re only fighting you out of obligation. Not putting their all into it.

Asgore: He moves more than the other’s I pointed out, but his movements are small. He bounces slightly and slowly, if he moves it’s for his trident attack. Because well, he does NOT want you dead. He does NOT want that seventh soul. He’s not putting his all into it.

(Note: Sans is kinda an inbetween. bc he bounces a bunch and dodges and teleports a HELL of a lot. moves his arm. but he also like, aint moving a lot compaired to Asriel and Undying if you get me.)

D-Do you get where i’m coming from?

The Sprites that move the most? Putting in EVERYTHING into this battle. They want you dead. They are using all their energy and strength to end you.

The Sprites that stay still? Not putting in their all.

Not putting in their all.

Papyrus has the same amount of energy he usually has during his date, and the finale. He zips and zooms around the screen like a ping pong ball. 

He is always putting in 110% into every little thing he does.

In his battle, he is still. A statue. A motherfucking plastic barbie. Not even moving his mouth. 

(Note: I think some sprites don’t move their mouths in battle screens, but Papyrus moves his jaw later on the date, the dump, and in the finale. There is no excuse for him not moving his mouth during battle. But you know who else never moves their mouth bc he’s to lazy to? Sans the mother fu-. Sans is never putting in his all and doesn’t even bother to move his mouth to words.)

(Also note the only time he makes a diffrent expression is when you hit him, and not for long)

Papyrus isn’t putting in all his energy. 

Papyrus isn’t putting in all his power.

Now listen, If when using his bare minimum, he can still control his attacks to a point where you cannot die, he can summon words spelled out and a GIANT FUCKING BONE, have a whole conversation with himself and not paying attention while fighting you, holy fuck.

Good time to bring back the fact that everyone has two vines around them except Papyrus who has four.

My PicCrew-Sona: Forever-In-Front-of-the-PC-Chan. Hey there (waves).

https://picrew.me/image_maker/18386/

Get your own here and put it in the chain!!!

And now, prepare to be tagged (kachow!):

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go to this website and design yourself https://picrew.me/image_maker/9889 and then tag 4 people 

Thanks for the tag @heartstringsymphonies !!! ❤

Thank you for tagging me!

No one is tagging me for things, so I hope that @totoinlove doesn’t mind me jacking this.

UR SO SWEET, THANK U FOR TAGGING ME!!! and the ever so beautiful @rosyinlove tagged me too!!! thank u bby!!!

mun vs sona I guess lol

Hope you guys don’t mind me tagging!

Bonus:

“Mahal Kita~”

Filipino is probably the cheesiest language in my opinion XD

So yes, this is very self indulgent cuz, listen, I’d be a total mush if my S/O, especially if they’re foreign, would try to speak our language, it’s just, too cute xhxbdh

moses:

moses:

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.