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steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

Your f/o resting their hand on your thigh while they drive

Imagine your f/o looking up those 'does my crush like me?' and 'how to know if someone likes me back?' quizzes about you. Alternatively, asking someone close to them how they can figure out if someone has feelings for them.

want his tongue in my mouth

thinking about your lover — bloodied and beaten from a fight — finding comfort in your arms, in the crook of your neck … they’re touching you all over, humming that they don’t care about being taken care of, they just want you

it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity