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i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

there’s something uniquely erotic about your lover dragging their nose across the expanse of your body—their balmy breath warming the arch of your neck and the slope of your shoulder. their spit-slick lips are a hair’s breadth from your tingling flesh, but never touching. the pointed tip of their nose carves a path down down down, nuzzling your softness, ambling along the planes and curves. (to them, your form is a masterpiece that would make even the most talented sculptor weep; they will worship you with due reverence.)

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

man I sure love that character I wish the writers did too

i need to be tossed over a shoulder . air jail

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs