The Eccentric

snoofing wet beast

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hey guys it’s your witcher, before we get back into it I just wanted to take a minute to tell you all about Blue Apron

This is what it’s like to be an adult.

in the english dub she say “-just one more good sob - OKAY I’M READY” and that’s pretty accurate too.

mood

I’ve sorta tuned out of Star Wars since The Clone Wars, but tiny things still destroy me.

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

I love you, Everett.

in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy

red delicious is what floral foam probably tastes like if it were edible

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