Yikes

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

You are a genius and I’m using this

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

does pete davidson’s chest tattoo really fucking say jokes come and go but swag is forever

He’s got a 10 inch dick she isn’t answering

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

i demand to know why “Down Under” by Men at Work (1983) is not as beloved as Africa by Toto

Because it sucks.

I’m not going to take this slander from someone who is still into Sherlock and Supernatural in the good year of our lord 2018

Did she give herself a permanent contour

Oh my lord

Chemical burns are in!

this is fucking awful what the fuck

those square cross sections of the human skin layers you always see in biology books but as like, a minecraft block

i just don’t like this at all

FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKK

I AM SO!!!!

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

don’t have to cause my hands are always sweaty from the constant stress of being alive