Normality is the invention of feeble minds.

GISHWHES TAKES TUMBLR ITEM #3!

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VIDEO, GIF or IMAGE. Everyone can see Tumblr is missing the “e”; yet the Interwebs seem to blindly accept Tumblr’s weak explanation for what happened to it. We know something far more nefarious happened to it. But you know, don’t you? You were there. Explain what really happened to the missing “e”. You may use images, gifs or videos and include dramatic re-enactments or an eye-witness account. Post your VIDEO, GIF, or IMAGE submission to your Tumblr tagged #gishwhestakestumblr and #gtt2 to enter to win cool prizes! 

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There was a war between Tumblr and elephants. As a way to get back at the elephants the people of Tumblr decided to do away with the e. It all started one day when the elephants were minding their own business.

One of the elephants spotted a huge soccer ball and decided he would like to play with it. The people of Tumblr owned this soccer ball and were not happy that the elephant took their ball. They were jealous at the elephant’s dexterity with the ball.

So a huge war started between the people of Tumblr and the elephants. Many on both sides of the war fell victim. (I won’t show those pictures. No one needs to see bloodied elephants.) Bad words were bandied about. Threats of violence were handed out like candy. Both Tumblr and elephants made fun of the other side. The war lasted many eons and everyone was finally tired of fighting. 

The humans of Tumblr were exhausted.

The elephants were exhausted.

As a final blow and insult to the War of the Elephants Tumblr decided they didn’t need no stinking E in their name. They would never have an E in their name. Not until the elephants decided to apologize for taking their soccer ball. So from now until the end of time (or the elephants apologize for borrowing the soccer ball) Tumblr remains an E free zone.

Christopher Eccleston is 19 years older than Billie Piper

David Tennant is 12 years older than Billie Piper

Alex Kingston is 20 years older than Matt Smith

Kiss Me - Ed Sheeran ft. Foy Vance (download)

wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit

never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)

don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)

sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more

raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)

try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge

don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life

large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)

food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans

half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)

and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you

Little Weeping Angel at Denver Comic Con 2012. 

She was ADORABLE!!!! <3

When you went up to her and her parents and you asked if you could take a picture she would stand up straight, and slowly bring her hands up and cover her eyes. After you were done with the pictures she’d lower her hands and just SMILE so big. 

maybe he didn’t spit on his fans. 

I don’t hate on people for what they didn’t do.

I hate him because

he said rape happens for a reason

he wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank’s house that he ‘wishes she was a belieber’ (which makes him a stuck up snob)

When asked to try being a vegan, he gagged and spat out a vegan steak that had been specially ordered for him

he makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live even though he could afford having all the tickets be 50 bucks instead of 100 for mezzanine seats.

he went to a children’s hospital in England and was talking to a nurse who was working there when Justin Bieber visited the hospital. He made them clear an area for him so he didn’t have to wait around near the sick children, he then spent about 5 minutes with them whilst the cameras were on and left without so much as a thank you.

he attacked a photographer at said hospital.

he peed in a restaurant kitchen

someone’s coworker did security for him once. He faked a really bad asthma attack and made them call the paramedics and then laughed his ass off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything bc you can go to jail for that apparently.

he also called for a car to take him to the mall and didn’t like the color so he sent it back. And then he went to the mall and stayed 5 minutes before saying it was the shittiest mall he’d ever been in.

he’s banned from walt disney world for punching out Goofy.

Not only does he me make his fans pay tons of money for a concert, but on a school night, he didn’t even show up until half way through the scheduled time.

he’s quoted as screaming ‘Fuck Bill Clinton!’ to cameras and attacked a paparazzo, who is suing. his mother is quoted as saying she’s ‘hoping he’ll soon mature’.

he spat in an old man’s face

When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every single business he went in.  IHOP, Walmart, Hannafords, everywhere.  He went to the movie theater and threw a temper tantrum when told he couldn’t bring his subway sandwich into the theater, as it was against the rules.  He then made a HUGE mess of the theater and had to be carried out by his bodyguard kicking and screaming about how they were all worthless monkeys.

he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night. So after personally shutting down the restaurant, Beiber comes down in nothing but a bath robe. Like I’m so sorry Biebs was it just too hard to put on pants and act like a respectable human being?

I don’t hate him because he has a ‘girly’ voice or because he’s gay. he can be gay if he wants (even though he’s not).

I hate him because he’s not a good person and he’s basically the leader of a teenage girl army (with a couple of older women, teenage boys and older men, but mainly consisted of teenage girls). He can make them do whatever he wants.

He made some of his more ‘devoted’ fans cut their hair off because some internet trolls ‘leaked’ that he had cancer, and asked his fans to shave their heads to show their support. A lot of them did.

More internet trolls leaked that he had been smoking weed which made a lot of his fans CUT THEMSELVES (which is a serious problem) to stop him from smoking weed under the hashtag ‘#cutforbieber’ or ‘#cuttingforbieber’

those weren’t his decision, but he didn’t make an attempt to stop them, he didn’t deny the rumors, he just let them carry on cutting and turning it into a joke, thinking it was funny that people did these things because of him.

I don’t like his music at all, but that’s because I don’t like pop. I’m sure if I liked pop, I would like his music. But I wouldn’t buy it because it would be giving him a little more money that he doesn’t need.

AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FLIPPING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL

THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT