sorry for being the girl of ur dreams? Lol. literally not my problem

Me: *gives snail cucumber slice* 🐌: munch munch Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much

is it possible to love spiders too much?

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

intention deficit disorder

when u have no intentions

zero thought behind ur actions. absolutely no reasoning behind ur behavior whatsoever.

if you ever feel safe please remember that im out there

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

do you think tornadoes and volcanoes… are in love?

They should make Sprite for men

i am not the same person i was 18 minutes ago.

I am now slightly worse