Funny, but Bi

THAT'S SO BLUUUUUUEEEEEEEE

they weren't kidding when they said "nuclear blue"

FYI, since people still don’t seem to fucking get this, but joking about “lizard people” “secretly controlling the government” is inherently antisemitic. it never wasn’t antisemitic. do your fucking research, don’t start wailing and shitting yourself when people call you out about the rhetoric you’re using. jesus fucking christ

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

the fact that anyone has to fucking explain this blows my mind

teach, child. 

There’s a saying I learned a long time ago as a child. I didn’t understand it as well then as I do now. “Your freedom to swing your arm stops the moment your arm hits my face.”

tf is up with my feed lately? Y’all depressed?

there’s a pandemic naomi

The “Jaxxyn” and “Brody” are SENDING me lmfaooooooooo

"at age 6 I was born without a face" is truly the peak of comedy

That absolutely sounds like something they'd do but I'd like to point out that the Babylon bee is basically just the onion for christians

She won that season too!  She’s so cool and upbeat

Despite being cool.and upbeat (and she is) she also suffers from anxiety and recently started speaking about it in social media. Instagram posta detailing her inability to even go downstairs and how support her fam are etc. She also recently did a bbc documentary about anxiety disorders.

Nadiya is also a perfect example of why diversity in media is important. A government report on community cohesion said she’s done “more for British-Muslim relations than 10 years of government policy”, because her presence on TV has helped to humanize the image of the hijab-wearing Muslim woman in the eyes of the public. She’s not even really a political activist or anything - she’s just a nice, honest, down-to-earth person. Sometimes that’s all it really takes to convince people.

dang now i really want prickly pear

Stop watering down how truly chaotic Delia Deetz is. The woman dabbed twice, fortnite danced, wore lingerie under a dress that was essentially just a strip of fabric to a formal business dinner, let beetlejuice spin her guru on a death wheel after he was exposed for being named Kevin, grinded on a skeleton, grabbed beetlejuice’s ass AND was exposed as the “orgying type” all within the span of 2 hours stop dumbing her down to “crystals!”