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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

imagine you’re a guard for your castle, and you see this lady calling for help and saying she’s the queen, so you bring her in and everyone watches as she fucking eats the babies in there and just goes, “yep. Sure. New queen.” Because she got them, along with you, all high on psychedelics. And then she transforms into a giant fucking blue creature and crawls away, never to be seen again.

God forbid women do anything

what makes the anglerfish so nefarious? how do you know his heart? is it because he looks a little different from you and me? is it because you think he looks strange?

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

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Nothing wrong with me

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

people online will just say "I don't trust the Chinese" as if that's normal and not the sort of thing a cartoon racist would say out loud

just realized if you want your life to change you have to do some stuff differently. much to think about.

kids these days will never experience the epic highs and lows of bubblewrap popping

what are the lows of bubblewrap popping

when you press it and it deflates without popping