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there’s a lot of medical and moral reasons being floated about why your boobs can kill and are massive but i think there’s some weight to the theory that you’re the protagonist of “kill la kill but instead of their clothes becoming pasties the boob and crotch windows just keep expanding and you have your giant tits out and they glow red with power that lets you idk overwhelm and rushdown any foe once you’ve gotten a read correctly, also the power doesn’t come from how big your boobs are they come from your drive and freedom of mind (the subtext is that your transitioning and embracing yourself to get the power and that is what actually fuels you) and your rival who you cannot beat, small boobs nerd girl who smirks a lot with her tits out, proves this by walloping you at almost every opportunity as you fight against the constrains of cisnormative society and patriarchal forces in a way that nods to utena but is more similar to homestuck but again it’s kill la kill you’re fighting the government directly there’s fascism and stuff” and that’s why your boobs are big
this is probably true
pick up your (not exactly) girlies
y'know some years ago I saw a conservative post something like "transitioning is worshipping yourself when you should be worshipping god" and I was like hell yeah. hell yeah that's awesome. I'm turning myself into someone worthy of worship and spiting god at the same time. this rules
even moar......

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Im having way too much fun writing Queen.
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no it's good for her
hey guys. i liek deltaruneeee
absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

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Blue-and-Pink Drinks, Ralsei, Kris, and Transness
I can't think of a super eloquent way to kick-start this post, so I'll begin by pointing to this post by f00faraw. I'm firmly in the camp of believing that the blue-and-pink drink from Deltarune: Chapter 5 represents transness, but I used to resist the idea that it was about Kris. I've since come to the conclusion that it actually is, but not in the way many people seem to think.
For starters, the drink voucher scene is absolutely about Ralsei's gender. Though I don't think that the drink is really the linchpin of that reading, it's certainly relevant to the scene as a whole. Though blue and pink are two of the colors of the trans flag (with Ralsei's white fur incidentally completing the color scheme), they also feature prominently on Kris's Dark-World sprite, leading some to interpret the drink as representing them. Some go as far as to say that the colors can't be about transness for that reason. In any case, I don't believe that the drink is blue and pink simply because it represents Ralsei's affection for Kris. Considering that that fact is already well-established about them and Flowery tells them to pick their favorite without "worry[ing] about Kris," it would be odd for the drink to simply be about how much Ralsei likes them. That doesn't mean that Kris isn't important, however.
The blue-and-pink drink is specifically juxtaposed against a green-and-yellow one, which f00faraw points to being Kris's Dark- and Light-World colors, respectively. Broadly speaking, the Dark Worlds provide Kris (and Susie) with new avenues of autonomy and self-expression not awarded to them in the Light World. Kris's drab Light-World presentation contrasts starkly with the wide variety of colorful outfits they wear in the Dark World (especially during ACTs). This is dwelt upon more explicitly in their room in Castle Town, where inspecting their wardrobe prompts the player with the text, "You could wear anything you want." Kris's lackluster Light-World presentation is for several reasons. For one, it ties them to their older brother Asriel, in whose looming shadow they find themselves perpetually standing. Given that Toriel is implied to be struggling financially, it also seems likely that she simply cannot afford to buy Kris new clothes, hence the hand-me-downs. And of course, we cannot forget that Kris is a trans character, for whom clothing is extremely important; their stifled gender presentation is an important part of their Light-World struggles.
Thus, blue and pink come to represent (Kris's) freedom of expression within the Dark World, while green and yellow represent the Light World and its restrictions. What this means for Ralsei is that the blue-and-pink drink ultimately represents freedom of expression and autonomy, two things she and the world at large deny her. Given that Kris is a trans character (and in order to fully appreciate their nuances as a character, one must take that into account), their self expression becoming linked to Ralsei's carries obvious trans subtext.
The question of whether the blue and pink of the drink also represent transness would seem to boil down to whether or not Kris's Dark-World color palette represents the same. This is, of course, impossible to answer definitively, but the colors of the trans flag are a recurring motif in Deltarune's visual design. The two most prominent examples are arguably Noelle's room (which many have taken to suggest that Noelle is trans or will transition, but that's another discussion) and the first three ribbon items (white, pink, and blue). Indeed, Ralsei's association with the latter is often used to support a transfem reading of her character, but the ribbons are also equippable by and therefore symbolically linked to Kris. Furthermore, the first ribbon found in Chapter 1 is the White Ribbon, which completes the trans color palette for Kris's Dark World appearance. Given everything discussed above, I find it highly plausible (if not downright probable) that Kris's Dark-World color scheme is a reference to the colors of the trans flag.
Going back to Ralsei and the drink voucher scene, it's easy to imagine that the blue-and-pink drink represents transness due to its two shared colors of the trans flag. Looking a bit deeper, however, reveals that its juxtaposition with the green-and-yellow one suggests Kris's Dark- and Light-World color schemes, respectively. The former comes to represent freedom of self-expression, while the latter suggests its restriction. Synthesizing these ideas gets you the conclusion that the blue-and-pink drink does represent Ralsei's transfemininity due to the colors representing the self-expression of the game's trans protagonist.
cuptain: ralsei will you help us? we need various darlings to wait at the top of the climbing minigame for kris
ralsei: kris needs me to be a princess?
cuptain: no, just "darlings." they can be any ge-
ralsei: i'd do it for kris! i'd change my whole gender for kris if they asked! haha!!
cuptain: you don't need to do that-
ralsei: it will be strange being called "she" and "her," but i'll get used to it!! for kris!!!
cuptain: one of the other darlings is rouxls.
ralsei: i know exactly what dress i'm going to wear too
im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice
like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions
fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™
From observation, another one would seem to be ‘if you have to get off your horse to do it, let someone else take care of it’
Kris coughed.
The enemy slowly tilted its head…

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i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said "i was normal 2 pomeranians ago" with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart
artists rendition (i forgot to add the poms on his shirt but you get the gist)
Every time someone makes an artist's rendition of a weird little guy they saw in public instead of recording them without consent, an angel gets it's wings.
hello everyone i saw another old man with custom dog merch today at the grocery store. new artists rendition dropped
being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider
It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait
I love this so much! Also it triggered a memory and I spent far longer than I want to admit trying to find this 2002(ish) pic from Aussie cartoonist Judy Horacek
i love this!
i did a bit of digging and found that some bloke named Simon Brooke used the OP's joke as his email signature at least as early as March 14th, 1995 according to this quoted text. it takes a while to find a preserved copy of something Simon said but here's an example from mid-96:
My bad