Dirk // Leafy !! [ he/him ]

hey guys i drawed this!!! its a pretty cool comic go check it out!!!

no one is doing it like her. they gave miku a shadow crystal. purple soul mode. dating sim. fun gimmick. pink and yellow. puppet/cat. freedom motif. she is siblings with the flowers despite pink notably not being a flower color. collect her ten fun coins. forgot to give you a shadow crystal and leaves the room before coming back. like 5 items for some fucking reason. she is the moment. plural icon. yuri with herself. a lightener(?) who’s in it for the love of the game. lowkey harder than the roaring knight, the main villain of the prophecy maybe. convinced the flowers that humans have tails, actually. her catgirl powers are too strong pink they could never make me hate you

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

i abs0lut3ly h4t3 th3 w4y y0u phr4as3d “little cuck cream”

i are what i eat

you have made this post infinitely worse. blocked.

fuck dude you stunned them into regular speak instead of homestuck roleplay

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic