fuck you henry here i am

Ladies get off tiktok we need you over on ebird

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

the next pdf struggles to be born

@kittybroker how much for this funky fella?

This funky fella ferociously grabbing shareholders with a stunning performance! This funk engine now going for only $87.50!

@einrail

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

she falco on my longi til i pennis

I want to be heard (doesn’t speak) I want to be understood (doesn’t explain) I want to be seen (acts like if a missing person was right in front of everybody)