wolf that meows

girl compliments my skirt. thanks, i say. where'd you get it, she asks. at a convention, i say. yeah, it's really pretty, i'd like one like it, she says, and god damn that's the mistake she's made, because the spread of fashion expression is unquestionably irrefutably a priority of the highest order, and her questions's activated my almonds like i'm a serviceable stir fry involving pork belly and green onion and bell pepper and she's tossed in a generous scoop and a half of homemade chili oil. i've leapt to my feet and decanted the archives. i'm scouring the data to reconstruct the scene. i'm delving into my mind palace to dredge up half-forgotten spatiotemporal associations, rebuilding the floorplan from first principles and shoddy maps. i'm flipping open a browser, cueing ten searches for all neighboring booths' sellers' websites. and when all's said and done, i report: the retailer was called some bullshit like Orient Style Express. and the skirt's out of stock.

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

you just dont get this on other websites

i've been saying this

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

@sky2k38 ...............

oh so THATS why my mental health tanked last semester i see

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you