outstanding.

I think even funnier than Anakin being a Big War Hero is if he was like. The Temple’s resident tech guy. Cal or Kanan find out who Darth Vader is and they’re like ‘the guy who reset my password???’

The Rebel Alliance is wild. Luke showed up and they heard he flew a Cessna on his farm and were like "that's cool, you want to fly an F-18?"

"my very photogenic mother died in a freak accident (picnic, lightning) when i was three" like come ON how did you write the funniest sentence ever by adding a two word parenthetical. leave something for the rest of us

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white