A bit stuck

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

for rhe past four yaers of pandemic my sole sourge of income has been buying packets of cigarettes from the shop and reselling them to people on the street for like ~USD0.1 markup each time . well i finally broke throughe with my market innovation. im disrupting the cigarettes reseller market. now im selling individual cigaretes - someone comes up to me and doesn't want to buy a wholepacket just some 2 cigs and i can easily provide them. i do it all at the same conventient rate because its a base price efor all my dangers amd risks taken. which means if i sell 1 box of individiual cigarttes i can get 20 times my gain from one box of cigarets. so im statrting my advertising influence campaign "Want 1 Cigarette?" and as well as "Cigarettes… Just Have One". anyway its a lot of fucking work is what i was saying

I'm going to disable reblogs on every single post of mine except this one.

strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

He is the greatest and noblest hobbit in the shire and I will not hear his name slandered.

Ah, Dildo Shaggins

This is funnier on mobile. It's like hot gluing a coin to the sidewalk but the glue pools out under it making it obvious at a glance that it is a prank.

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

Happy Duck in a Top Hat Thursday. OP only has themselves to blame when this has 10,000+ posts and is posted every Thursday.

OH DONT YOU DARE

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

Is good both sweet and bitter

Subway got a deep fryer?

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

It's 3 days till Christmas again you know what that means

three days before Christmas thank god I have my decorations out still

Heya, it January 9th. This post be either èarly or late.

it’s fat fuck friday

mr. boombastic

skinny bitch sunday……..

slim shit saturday

I dont have thoughts btw.

Surprisingly, I have only one: what's with all the hats?