i'm just a pseudo-adult

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

That’s why we played outside.  Not an insult, y’all would too.

Dat ass

well show us the turtle creature so we can compare it to benedict

Gay culture is actively avoiding someone you have a crush on

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

Much.