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this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

what the fuck this is so completely in character

here he comes

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help

mmmmmmmmMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

UNMUTE THIS

THIS IS TOO PERFECT

OHHHHHMYGOD GIVE THIS MORE NOTES

it’s 4 seconds just uNMUTE IT AND LISTEN

Dad Joke has hit maximum overdrive

Is Mythbusters even still running or are they just living out of that warehouse

Actual Five-Year-Old Adam Savage

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again