...Whatever.

God fucking damn it

TAHW ruoy

??thgir taht gnidaer I ma ,yrros m'I

?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

nolemretaW

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

"Uncle, make sure you get that glowy light in the picture and send it to my dad to let him know I'm about to capture the Avatar!"

the nintendo switch's primary purpose is to be a background prop in furry porn