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@serphantel sent this Valentine to the deer, the kitten, and Night respectively:

Night's White Day reply:

"Haha, the deer and the kitten look really cozy on that boat...or are they actually there to judge you while you woo?"

"Why would they be there to judge - huh...you know, they are looking pretty intensely...maybe it's a good thing we're not on that White Day outing?"

"What are you doin' on a date that you're worried about a deer and a cat lookin' at you? It's just a deer and a cat."

"It's not 'just' a deer and a cat! It's a deer and a kitten!"

"'kay. Big whoop."

"if you aren't careful...they'll eat all the food while you're on your White Day trip!"

"Right...don't think that's what the two bozos are nervous about."

"Oi!"

"Who are you calling bozos?! You don't think it would be odd to be stared at throughout the whole evening?"

"And to have to watch your food all night..."

"Speaking of food, I spy with my little eye something...interesting."

[He looks at the woods. A bulky shadow sways from a distant tree branch. He heads over to take a look.]

"Aha, he's gone!"

[Ambrosia crouches down and reaches out to start stroking the kitten's head.]

"Aww, you're so cute...it took every bit of me to resist tellnig Sir X - Lady Bo-Peep is right! It's not just a deer and a kitten...they are absolute adorableness.

Hehe...I'm so glad Lady Serph gave me this secret extra something. Although, I didn't think he should have the full cookie so I ate most of it. It was delicious! If you have more, I would certainly be happy to partake.

Now, here's a treat for you, little kitty..."

[When Night has gone over, he sees a jar hanging from a branch with a rope. Inside the jar is a quarter of a cookie. He smiles as he reaches up for it.]

"And here, I almost thought there would be...something else hanging here. It's just a cookie."

[Popping open the jar, he withdraws the cookie and take a bite.]

i did a bit of digging and found that some bloke named Simon Brooke used the OP's joke as his email signature at least as early as March 14th, 1995 according to this quoted text. it takes a while to find a preserved copy of something Simon said but here's an example from mid-96:

To anyone who saw my Part 1 post—welcome back! This is Part 2 of what I submitted for Poison Apple Tales’ annual Valentine Event!

Just like Part 1, this includes:

Friendship Valentine Grams for the ladies

Romantic Valentine Grams for the guys

And a few extra surprises I started 10 months ago before life got busy

I also included the animals from the game—Caramel, the kitties, and others I might’ve forgotten.

And for anyone who sees Valentine’s Day differently, whether you’re celebrating love, friendship, healing, or self‑love, I hope this brings you a little warmth today.

"Hahaha! What kind of wrestling tips are those?"

"Look, I had to fit them on candy hearts, all right? Besides, it totally makes sense."

"Those hot wings sure are good, huh?"

"I bet you would be the one to weep at the intensity of the spice."

"What, like you?"

"Tch! W-Well...it takes one to know one!"

"Thank you very much for the creams and everything! It will be so nice to have a ladies' spa trip. I just hope my advice before didn't you get you into any trouble with Sir Thunder..."

"My...lemonade is that spicy, huh?"

"is anyone going to explain why Onyx killed Tattoo Guy?"

"As you can see, it's on King Barium's orders."

"Okay, I see that...but why did he order it?"

[smiles]"Order what? I'm just ordering ice cream."

"Maybe he was just randomized. Like in Among Us. Ooh, let's play again!"

"Are you trying to get somebody else killed on Mars?!"

"Oh? Who says it has to be Mars? Let's fly to the moon instead...kehehe!"