a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"
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I really love your Salt and Vinegar fic and I wanted to ask if you will continue to upload the fic/make a sequel
I can't express enough how much I love it, and I meant it when I said I would buy a book if you wrote it
It feeds directly into my d/s verse need where everything is about consent, even when the men in question are not good people, which only makes it better!!!
HELLO! Hi! Sorry to have vanished, we had a sad family thing and I am still fighting two years of blocked writer brain siiiiiiigh but thank you! If you message me I will happily point you to my actual books (hint they are also D/s because i love itttt) but also I really appreciate the kind words! I promise more S&V is on its way!
ISTG no one likes us for VERY VALID REASONS why is this a thing whyyyy ;;;
Look, maybe I was trying to find the Cordis Die shirt Raul Menendez is wearing at the end of Black Ops 2 in that absurd music video (FRANK CALLS HIM DEZZY forever dead over that) so I went to look on Etsy because honestly the anti-capitalist, anti-government, turn their tech back on them plan isn't that bad! also I like fandom merch, but wtf why was the first result THIS???
I AM DISAPPOINTMENT >:(
Except I believe in my SOUL that Phillip Graves buys Vladimir Makarov this shirt, and Makarov somehow, in some way, puts it in a warhead (and then probably loses the warhead, SORRY MAKAROV, you know you exist in Call of Duty land where warheads are the matching socks of your universe i guess)
You're going to be shipped off to a deserted island for a year. You can pick ten famous (or fictional) people to go with you. Each one of them can fulfill only one of the following wants:
1. Conversation.
2. Laughter.
3. Teach you a new hobby or skill.
4. Act out all your naughtiest sexual fantasies.
5. Act out all your romantic fantasies.
6. Dress up because they look so sexy no matter what they're wearing, and undress because they're too gorgeous to cover themselves up.
7. Sing and/or play an instrument for you.
8. Have an accent you love to listen to.
9. Bring back someone who's passed away so you can learn more about them.
And because you—well, not technically—have to pay for your wonderful time, you'll need:
10. Human sacrifice.
This is SO HARD omg. My answers behind the cut but proactively I'm gonna tag @ahavaas @basileus @nicoroni @freosan @dustofwarfare @wildehacked if you wanna do it and skip it if you don't!
1. Conversation: Amy Santiago from brooklyn nine nine because I think we would have a lot to talk about and are similar enough we would get along pretty well. Also she would give me good desert island survival tips. She's probably got them in a binder!
2. Laughter: This is one of the hardest questions on this list bc there are so many funny people and yet the funniest thing to me is absurd tumblr memes. Like the first time I saw none pizza with left beef I absolutely lost it and was crying laughing and could barely catch my breath?? And any of those ones where people say or write entirely the wrong thing slay me, but that's not like, a person. B99 is probably the TV show that's been the most right in line with my sense of humor though so I guess I will pick someone from it, and that means it's gonna be Jake Peralta.
3. Teach you a new hobby or skill: Martha Stewart can probably teach me all kinds of skills??
4. Act out all your naughtiest sexual fantasies: Okay I have been waffling on this for a while. But. It's gonna be Netflix Daredevil season one Matt Murdock. 🥵 He looks like THAT and he can also sense how your body is reacting to everything he does? Sign me the fuck up.
5. Act out all your romantic fantasies: It's gotta be Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club. Who could be better at acting out romantic fantasies than him?
6. Dress up because they look so sexy no matter what they're wearing, and undress because they're too gorgeous to cover themselves up: Noctis Lucis Caelum (FFXV) who looks stunning in literally every outfit he tries on, and certainly must look just as good in nothing at all.
7. Sing and/or play an instrument for you: Hyde from L'Arc~en~Ciel, who can sing me all my favorite songs and can write new ones too!
8. Have an accent you love to listen to: Jonathan Sims, magnus archives version. He can just tell me creepy stories in that voice all day.
9. Bring back someone who's passed away so you can learn more about them: This is very weirdly phrased. Am I picking the person I want to have brought back, or am I picking a person who is going to be a necromancer and bring back some other person for me? Assuming I am supposed to pick the person who is dead and will be brought back to life, I'm gonna go with Regis Lucis Caelum (FFXV) because boy do I have questions for him.
10. Human sacrifice: I feel like if I pick any of the people I would be pretty okay with sacrificing this post would get me on some kind of government watch list, so let's assume our human sacrifice has to be a fictional character. Also I feel like Noct would be perfect here too bc he is such a GOOD human sacrifice BUT I already picked him to be pretty so!! I'm gonna go with my boy Manami from Yowamushi Pedal bc I love him and I think he would really enjoy being a human sacrifice.
I realize this list is largely two perfectionist women and a bunch of pretty boys but. That's what you get I guess!!
Oh FUN yes hello I will do this thing! I'll do CoD specifically since that's where my brain is :D
Conversation: Russell Adler. I want to know all the things! He's america's monster! TELL ME ALL THE SECRETS, RUSSELL.
Laughter: Soap, he's very funny! Or that accent would make me smile. I gave him a sing-song accent in Tomodachi Island and it makes me laugh every time!
John Price. The skill he can teach me is mustache rides uh wait no I meant survival skills >>
I think anyone who pays attention knows this one. Makarov, duh. Except I'd probably end up trying to talk him out of terrorism and he'd no russian me with a coconut or something. That is def not on the list of naughty fantasies, thanks. I am for sure failing here, but please give me just-out-of-the-gulag Makarov with those tattoos, thank you.
Okay so I'm like 99% sure I'm aromantic because I stared at this for about ten minutes going "Uh...?" (you know how in Salt and Vinegar, Graves thinks Makarov is romantic for having his abusive dad murdered in prison? Yeah.) I probably would do well with someone practical who would romantically make me comfortable. Kate Laswell? Maybe Raul Menendez, he's rich and powerful and could charter a yacht which sounds nicer imho than living on an island with nothing. I'm not a girl who likes camping.
Pretty person to gaze at...I mean I'd pick Makarov, but very specifically the live-action teaser trailer from MW3 Reboot (the only good thing that came out of that game, besides the tense helo Price/Makarov eyefuck moment and yes it was eyefucking, what?) Makarov, I.E. Julian Kostov with those tattoos, I'm not sorry. Barring that, Farah Karim or Kyle Garrick, pls and thank you.
Going off-CoD here and saying Higgs Monaghan from Death Stranding, because Troy Baker is a very good singer!
Accent I want to listen to -- 10000% OG!Makarov. That VA's voice for the original Makarov is so good, gah. I have listened to the way he says the "Hell awaits you" line like 234322 times, for, uh, research. There's this sharpness to it that sounds like a machete and somehow sly at the same time, I LOVE IT. I also really love reboot!Price's voice, and any northern brit and omg i should NOT do these list things off my adderall haha
Bring someone back...wow IDK there isn't a single CoD Character who dies ever, what do you mean? JK, JK, but honestly this is probably MW3 Original Version Yuri, I'd like to know what is going on with him and if he and Makarov were toxic exes (yes).
human sacrifice? general shepherd, obvs. but if it had to be someone I liked, maybe Russell Adler. Somehow he'd survive, you just know it.
Tagging ALL OF YOU MWAHAH no seriously just reblog away this is fun!
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Off dealing with some Life Things for a bit, so my return was preemptive BUT GUESS WHAT I AM BACK NOW and actually writing fic, which is for a birthday gift from MAY so you know. But I do so swear I will have more S&V as my fannish brain kicked back into gear. HOWEVER first you will be subjected to a fic from BLACK OPS because I am writing some Raul Menendez/David Mason, a top tier ship I really need more people to ship! (There needs to be art, c'mon, I know the fanpolice antis or w/e will hate it but if I haven't scared them away years ago with Sefikura and black butler fic, maybe this'll do it, haha).
Anyway I am sitting here watching Black Ops 2 cutscenes -- I've played it but on a borrowed PS3 I no longer have access to ;; -- and I am going to say right now that Raul Menendez, while a silver fox hottie, is committing a very grievous sin by calling himself Odysseus -- A GREEK NAME -- and calling his new world order or whatever Cordis Die, which is LATIN. This is also why I sometimes sigh saying I'm polyamorous, because that's also Greek and Latin smooshed together.
Anyway I know my last fic was a very random Death Stranding thing and I have sixteen fics in drafts, but I got the fannish buzz again so here we are. Except I also fell into the Wire-Wrap Jewelry hobby obsession and...also I'm off my meds for two days, who can tell? (Everyone)
BUT HELLO, who wants to talk about Raul and David? I have a playlist, you're welcome! @x3no9, you gotta be with me on this one, right? I feel like you and I have similar ship loves (if not, can I convince you of this and/or Imran Zakhaev/Russell Adler, wink wink nudge nudge)
(More Graves and Makarov to come do not worry)
(Also I put all these people in that Tomodachi life game and like, you guys. The Price/Makarov love story over there is truly hilarious, but the funniest is how Imran Zakhaev spends most of his days crying over Russell Adler not showing up at the ferris wheel to hear how Zakhaev has feelings for him, this game a joy, lol!)
prev anon here! thank you so much, i'll get to writing quickly madam i'd hate to disappoint. but a penny for your thoughts? i have a few questions abt the story/world building.
do you see dominance and submission as actual forces or energy that a person manipulates or is it expressed just through physical action? from s&v, it looks to be mainly shown through voice but at times it's a vibe? if it is more of a tangible force, what would wielding it entail? like does the dom imagine their power wrapping around their sub and the sub feels it slither around them?
relatedly, considering who Makarov is and how strong his dominance is, how do you think he'd handle suddenly not commanding an army or people anymore? he had power even in prison but now he has nothing to order around. my vague idea is that Makarov would go into the hitman business under a new name and look, therefore he'd be taking orders instead which doesn't seem like something he'd enjoy doing.
would it also be a stretch to say that Graves grows a lot post fake death? since for most of his life he's been fighting his alignment and that's now been settled/overcome with Makarov. now, he's able to live without constantly pushing against it, knowing when to let loose, etc so Graves could mature past his abandonment complex kinda. also being known as Makarov's submissive and surviving the ordeal surely helps. after so long with Makarov, maybe most doms feel weak in comparison?
i'm sorry for flooding your inbox plz dont kill me. this idea has been eating away at my sanity for the past week and i'm very happy to finally talk about it with you <3
Oh my gosh, are you kidding, I love talking about bio kink! I am in the midst of a huge project at the moment with my entire room looking like the Ground Zero site of a Makarov operation, but as soon as I’m done with that, I will answer! Yay omg!!!!
watching things about tiktok/influencer drama and i realized something
as a person who's been in online transformative fandom spaces since 2002 (LJ baby!), influencer drama really is just normie!fandom. There are BNFs, scammers, plagiarists, lingo, BAG CHARMS, merch, you name it.
do they know you can be in fandoms that are fun, or....?
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In love with how you portray Graves so well! If you are taking requests, I've had this clear picture of Graves who got hit during training and has a nose bleed but still grins like a menace ~
oml not me struggling to make him look menacing……….
please have this drawing of him vaguely smiling at the person who gave him the nosebleed instead ðŸ˜
so you're the reason why i have makagraves brain worms rn, how dare you TToTT
but rlly tho, I recently discovered salt and vinegar and i CANNOT stop thinking about it, tysm for making this gem of a fic much love <3
if it's okay with you, could i write an accompanying fic to s&v? i have this idea stuck in the back of my mind where Makarov had supposedly died for the cause, leaving Graves behind and all that angst. but suprise, he's not dead bc why would he be and they met again years later. i'm an angst writer at heart so i really want to explore the aftermath of if shit hits the fan. i had an entire longfic planned in my head of it all going down but i'm terrible at writing these things out and I just want these two idiots to have emotional reunion sex.
for some reason, i think this is a 'one falls first, the other falls harder' situation where Graves remained loyal even after, taking care of the Inner Circle and Konni, still wearing his collar when he's particularly anxious, etc but is able to move on with his life. then you have Makarov who handles the separation well until he actually has to live through it and suffers alone not understanding why he's so attached.
so when they met up years later (instigated by Makarov maybe as he can't handle it anymore), they both think their relationship had gone cold way back when since that's kinda what happens when one of them fucking "dies". Makarov just wanted to see him one last time but is thrown when Graves tells him that his people are alive and well. They reveal neither of them has taken on a partner since and they still carry each other's dog tags plus some. one thing leads to another and Makarov sees Graves wearing the now very worn collar and he snaps. cue the desperate, nasty, unrestrained fucking into a hotel mattress.
okay, didn't mean to type that much but i hope that explains the gist of it. credits would go to you ofc but its totally fine if you're not okay with this, no pressure. ima just reread s&v for the umpeeth time cause i need more of them so much ahhhhhh
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG YES PLS ahem I mean, why, of course that would be great I am a normal level of just awesome with that >>
:DDDDD!!!
I am always a million percent okay with anyone being inspired by anything I write, fandom is for funsies and anon, THIS SOUNDS FUN TO ME SO :DDD
thank you for the super nice words and the main reason i'd want a link is just 'cause I wanna reaaaad ahhhh <3
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