Baptists Against Bureaucracy (?)

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

my good bitches, join me

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

we actually cancel all the trains when it rains because we don't want them to get sick, if you even fucking care

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure