Ice and Fire

Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k18

Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k19

Let Bella read end Edward’s Volvo 2k20

Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k21

Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k22

my activeness on tumblr directly correlates to how much i should not be on tumblr in this moment

If brains are biological computers, why don’t we lag?

You can’t tell me you’ve never walked into a room and forgotten why you’re there or lost a train of thought for a few seconds

Once when I was driving home from school I had a brief moment of panic because I thought I’d forgotten my car at school

can a human brain run doom

what do you think anxiety is

imagine being in the room while they were casting jack. andrew dabb would be like “yeah that last guy we saw was pretty good but he didn’t look the part” “oh what should he look like mr. dabb” “i want the half angel half human kid to look like a perfect mix of jensen and misha.” like my GUY.

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

life hack: don’t join tumblr

life hack: actually do it anyway

Life hack:get bored, join tumblr, meet the most accepting people in the world and be happily dumb forevermore

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

It has been the 15th for five minutes. Guys seriously?!?!

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

This is possibly my favorite response to this post