idk

something ive noticed while reading dantes inferno is that there seems to be a lot of italians in hell

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

Greenlight two more seasons of The Muppet Show or i start finding execs and doing what must be done

it is 1976. the United States is in economic crisis and the Muppet Show is on air. it is 2026. the United States is in economic crisis and the Muppet Show is on air.

okay now give me the muppet show starring very special guest star chappell roan. quinta brunson. hudson williams. meryl streep. marcello hernandez. ayo edebiri. joe keery. janelle monae. doechii. shall i go on.

on valentines day do NOT propose to anyone do NOT ask anyone out do NOT go on a date do NOT have sex do NOT marry anyone. go to coolmathgames dot com and start playing papa's freezeria

*emerges from my room twelve hours later gasping for air* i read two chapters

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

your friends hating you is a lie pushed by Big Trauma. don't believe it!!!!!

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

when you feel like you have no time and are incredibly overwhelmed it’s important to scroll for hours

how to get up in the morning tutorial

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

charlie kirk's been weirdly quiet lately

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

9/11 could never happen today because it's January

i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.

eating would be fine if it was only a recreational activity. instead, its a horrible sisiphean nightmare and you need to do it every day without fail on threat of pain and death