Banter Bleakly

This is so obviously correct I can’t even think what the other answer would be.

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios

my favorite pastime is ruining my sleep schedule for more alone time

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

The sinister old woman arriving at the birth of my firstborn to foretell his doom

truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.

Oh look it’s that short comic that’s haunted me for a decade.

as an asexual who likes to imagine sex but doesnt actually like having sex, sometimes it just feels like sex isnt real but i wish it was. and post

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

A new version of Phineas and Ferb is being released. It is on a streaming service, and will be rated MA. Everyone wonders what this mature version of their beloved kids show will be. The first season is released, and you start watching it. It is just the same as the first season of the old show. Is this some elaborate joke? Finally at the end of the first episode, it happens. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is defeated, as he usually is. This time, however, as Perry is making his exit, you here Doofenshmirtz yell, "Fuck you Perry the Platypus." This is the only thing that has changed in the show.

I assumed that Ferb would finally be allowed to kill