Just Another Lurker

Because this is crucially important

Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action. 

It’s actually illegal for companies to forbid wage discussion, they’re just counting on you not knowing your rights.

Important

Fuck.

Or “little Jonathan doesn’t talk but does a good job herding the sheep, contributes to the community in his own way, and is, all around, a decent guy.” That happened a lot, too, especially before the 19th century.

Weirdly enough, that legend is now comforting to me.

“…disability exists in the context of the environment.”

Reblog for disability commentary.

I love This spell with all my heart.

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

my favorite thing about the contrast between early christianity and ancient greek and roman religion is that the difference in the ways they think and talk about their gods is really similar to the difference between how dog and cat owners talk about their pets

early christians: this is our god he’s omnipotent and omniscient and he is better than all of the other gods greeks: this is our party god dionysus he got into an argument with a bunch of frogs once and we love him

I mean…

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

@danilanidingdong you need to see this

THEIR’S MORE!!! @rowdyhooliganism @clonesome @mauriel676 @lawliette1031

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together.  Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together.  You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

I need to be more like tree

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

HOLY SHIT

THE LAST ONE

Solarpunk as fuck!!

Reblogging for “I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.”

Improvise, adapt, overcome

Okay so this is definitely an appropriate gift for that special nemesis, but given the particular role of antibodies in the immune system, “you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand” is also an apt meaning and there has never been a better time to be alive

“hey can you go ask they what does they want for dinner, and when is they coming over to watch movies with they?”

how did that person forget the word ‘them’

Transphobia destroys your brain cells

Young Volcanoes by Fall Out Boy is an LGBT anthem

It follows Sugar we’re going down (actual liner notes: wishing to be the friction in his jeans + the line about sleeping for the wrong “team”) and the other really LGBT fob song “Gay Is Not A Synonym For Shitty.” (“I’m supposed to love youuuu WHOAAAHHH) and of course Thks Fr th Mmrs (he, he tastes like you but sweeterrrr)

Uhhhh approved so jot that down

irrestiable says “mon chéri” meaning its about a man, so irrestiable is gay as well.

Also The (Shipped) Gold Standard has the line “I want to scream I love you from the top of my lungs but I’m afraid someone else will hear me” so that’s gay too

Heterosexuals aren’t allowed to listen to fall out boy anymore, I just decided

I knew I liked Fall Out Boy for a reason

Isn’t centuries about trans youth too,,,,

STRAIGHT PEOPLE CAN NO LONGER LEGALLY LISTEN TO FOB

Hmmnmmm there’s Just one yesterday: I don’t have the right name, or the right looks

my computer is black and blue…. not black and red….. it’s a Fake Gamers

This black and red shit has to stop. The true gamer colors have been and always will be black and green. Black representing the exile and pain a gamer goes through, and green representing the mountain dew all true gamers pump directly into their bloodstream.

the red represents mountain dew code red, you fool

The blue represents mountain dew voltage, you are all true gamers

im valid???

you are valid

#mountaindewequality

MT Dew said gay rights

True Gamers Say Gay Rights

a box of biohazard maybe

the only hazard here is ur attitude